Funny Short Jokes
Animal Joke Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all. Doctor Joke Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine." Farmer Joke A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.” Mother Joke Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother? My name is Paul. Dog Joke My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away. School Joke Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Pat...